Friday, April 13, 2012
ROMNEY TAKES THE OFFENSIVE AGAIN!
Republican Presidential hopelessful, Mitt Romney, today said that the Obama administration has hurt any chances the Chicago Cubs may have to reach the playoffs by not providing them with a portfolio of runs. "Times are tough", said Romney, "and I understand people's desire for insurance, for peace of mind." Romney failed to provide an answer as to just how this administration would provide insurance runs for a major league baseball team. "You'll have to take that up with Mr Obama," smiled the Republican's all but certain nominee.
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YOU MADE ME LAUGH IN ALL CAPS. But I am a little afraid that he really did say that.
Korea, the Cubs, Iran, Ozzie. It's all the same to the Mittwad.
Let's tie him to the top of the car.
Don't give him any ideas Kathleen. A ubiquitous band-aid over one eye may help him.
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